It is absolutely crucial that children study the Pastafarian Gospel. Elders of the Reformed Pastafarian church have done excellent work producing texts for children from four to eighteen years old. There is also a whole library of books for adults who want to strengthen their faith. Parents cannot start teaching their children too young. The Lord, your Flying Spaghetti Monster can be mentioned in nursery rhymes and each December four and five year old children are encouraged to participate in the FSM creation plays.It is also important that the young learn about heathen faiths too. Our motto is 50 to 1 is balanced. So for a well rounded eduction, we have for every 50 hours spent learning about the true Reformed Pastafarian faith, one hour on other religions. Their obvious flaws need to be mentioned. The arrogance of atheism can be discussed and perhaps something about the intellectually cowardly agnostics.
The children will then grow into mentally and spiritually strong adults and won't be easily brain-washed into nefarious cults.
You must help the children find the truth in the Pastafarian Gospel.
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what exactly is pastafarianism?
Pastafarianism is the religion that follows the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
For more details see the home page of this site: http://reformed-pastafarianism.org
Doesn't this conflict with one of the "I'd Really Rather You Didn't"s?
"I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject. "
Aren't we offending other religions by calling them "heathen" and pointing out "flaws," and also imposing our religion on others who might be unwilling by making children study the Gospels for 50 hours with no opposition? Don't forget where you come from, Pastafarianism is about letting faith be faith, whatever it is, and living in unity with others.
Remember that truth changes in the eye of the beholder.
I will pray for you. I hope that one day you will see the light and turn away from your heathen ways. When you say that the truth changes in the eye of the beholder, I fear that you have been taken in by the cult of relativism.
If the laws of gravity are not absolute, then I challenge you to see them differently and jump from a tenth floor window.
i cant believe people actually believe that a "spaghetti monster" created the world... what has this world come to??
The key to belief is eduction (sic). We need to get the children young and shield them from evil ( non-pastafarian ) ideas.
Anonymous said...
i cant believe people actually believe that a "spaghetti monster" created the world... what has this world come to??
A wise man once wrote: "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." Pastafarianism is no sillier than any other belief system!
I think this is the greatest guy ever, what a marvelous comeback for all the religious bullshit there's in this world, Behold The Flying Spaguetti Monster!!!!!, Religion is for the WEAK, It only takes common sense to know, THERE IS NO F&%#$%G GOD OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, it's all bullshit, the church is nothing but a Business!!!!, Don't you get it freaks?, they just want your money, if anyone is that stupid and ignorant to believe all that bible bullshit, and that some invisible man created the universe, What is wrong with believing in the FSM?, It started with the catolics, and then the Competition started, Mormons, Methodists, Baptists Etc Etc Etc, IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY..... So Burn those F$&%*(G Bibles, Read the Pastafari Gospel and Demolish all the F&^*#$G Churches on the planet.
Thanks. Burn in Hell. Oops, sorry, THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!
Oscar, maybe you should learn to spell before calling other people stupid.
Oscar's spelling is not that bad, I'll forgive him a missing 'h' in catholic.
If we consider religion to be a virus which enters the brain and then spread to other brains, then I reckon the most severe victims are the priest and nuns who have taken a vow of chastity, poverty and obedience and then after 20 years loose their faith.
I would say that for most religions, power over people is more important than money.
GO PASTAFARIANS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is all a bunch of bullshit. I will certainly say my boyfriend and I got a good laugh out of this stuff tonight. BTW, I think the FEDS need to check in on the guy who created this "religion" to see if he's mentally ohky, and not all drugged up. LMFAO!
Thanks for making my night!
Boyfriend - "What a weird ass dude. I wanna find this guy and ask him why, seriously why?"
you guys are all f!@#@*g retarded theres no flying pastar anything like it so get over it and believe in somthing real like jesus
WELL MR. ANONYMOUS, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS "JESUS", THE ONLY REAL JESUS AROUND HERE, IS MY MEXICAN NEIGHBOR, YOUR SO CALLED JESUS MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN INTELLECTUAL PERSON THAT PREACHED TO THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT BECOMING A BETTER PERSON, BUT OBVIOUSLY HE WAS NOT A GOD, NOR THE SON OF ONE, HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE ALL THAT BULLSHIT?, AND THE SON OF A VIRGIN!!!, MY ASS, IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN A WOMAN CANNOT CONCEIVE A CHILD WITHOUT BEING FERTILIZED WITH SPERM, AND SURE AS HELL YOU CAN'T BECOME PREGNANT BY DRY-HUMPING, YOU ARE JUST SO DESPERATE TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING, THAT YOU ACTUALLY BUY THIS BULLSHIT, IT'S ONLY COMMON SENSE AND SELF CONFIDENCE YOU NEED TO MAKE IT THROUGH THIS LIFE, AND WHEN YOU DIE, YOUR BODY IS ONLY GOING TO DECOMPOSE, YUP, THAT'S RIGHT, NO HEAVEN, NO HELL, NO PEARLY GATES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, SO MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND BELIEVE IN SOMETHING REAL, LIKE "YOURSELF", AND QUIT GIVING MONEY TO THIS FUCKING MAFIA CALLED "THE CHURCH" THAT IN THE END IS JUST A BUSINESS AND ALL THEY WANT IS YOUR MONEY AND POWER TO CONTROL YOU, AND IF AFTER READING THIS YOU STILL WANT TO BELIEVE IN YOUR STUPID "JESUS", WELL, KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF, BECAUSE WE PASTAFARIANS DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR BULLSHIT.
ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!!!!!!!
JUST FOR A QUICK REFERENCE YOU SHOULD CHECK THE DOCUMENTARY ZEITGEIST ON YOU TUBE, NOW, THAT IS THE TRUTH.
Oscar J.
I'm so happy no religious freaks have said anything anymore, I guess that means WE WIN!!!!!!
GO PASTAFARIANS, THE WORLD IS OURS!!!!!!
plook!
Dear Mr.Repoman...
Do you even realize ure believing in an italian dish called spaghetti? Just by hearing it sounds ridiculous and irrational. Wherever/whoever you heard this religion from blow minded you badly, or ure just utterly retarded. The truth is..there is no freekin god or power being, and u expect some food to have created the world? what jokes.....
As for me, I still surprised people like you exist on this planet they amaze me everytime.
Use common sense..fk all religion.
Ok...
Everyone badmouthing pastafarianism here doesn't even know what it's about. READ THIS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
It was made by a PHYSICS GRADUATE unintentionally to discredit creationism teaching in schools. He was saying that if you're going to believe in an invisible dude that made the world, why not believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster?
OF COURSE IT'S RIDICULOUS AND IRRATIONAL!!!! IT'S DONE ON PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His Noodly Goodness shall not be tainted with your blasphemy.
Ramen.
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