Proofs of Pastafarianism

The following is the word of the Lord, your Flying Spaghetti Monster:

I pity those who do not believe in Me. There are so many reasons to believe, you would be a fool not to.

There is such beauty in art, both Reformed Pastafarian and heathen art, therefore you should believe in Me, the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

If you do not believe in Me, the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster then it is guaranteed that you will not enter heaven. Happy are those who believe in Me, the Lord, your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

You have nothing to loose by believing and everything to loose by not having faith.
You cannot have morality without Reformed Pastafarianism, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There is so much that science does not and cannot explain, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There is so much beauty in nature, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

There cannot be any other explanation for all the good in the world, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The love between people is miraculous and could never be explained as 'just a chemical imbalance in the brain', therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

According to scientists, it is incredibly unlikely that people should exist at all on this planet. It is a miracle that you are here, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Every effect has a cause and in turn each cause has it's own cause. We can keep going back until we inevitably reach the unique uncaused cause. We call this uncaused cause the Lord, your Flying Spaghetti Monster, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I bring comfort to those who are sad and faith in Me brings such happiness, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I heal those who are sick. Every day all over the world I work miracles, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

It is written in the Holy Gospel of Reformed Pastafarianism that I am the Lord, your Flying Spaghetti Monster. Further it states that you should not test Me nor doubt Me, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

All over the world people believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster. Do you really think so many good and intelligent people could be wrong? Therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

In creation not all things are equally great. Therefore there exists something which is the greatest of them all, you can call that Thing the Flying Spaghetti Monster, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Vast numbers of people have seen Me and I have touched the lives of a countless number of the faithful, therefore you should believe in Me the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I am the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster and I have devoted My life to you and I love you. Therefore you should be believe in Me, the Lord, your Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Just look into your heart, you will find the truth and your faith will be strong. I am the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Scientist argue that even if a super natural creator exists outside the natural universe, then we can still learn about Him by applying the empirical method as long as He has some effects which are observable. However what the scientists don't realise is that I, the Lord your Flying Spaghetti Monster, frequently extend My noodly appendage and tweak the results of experiments. Thus, what scientists say should always be subordinate to that which is written in the Pastafarian Gospel.