Monday, June 22, 2009

Dogs have 7 legs and nature is never cruel to people

As all pastafarians know, all dogs have 7 legs. Some people have claimed that when they look at dogs they seem to have only four legs. However that is of course just an optical illusion. From our faith we know the truth, dogs have 7 legs each. In the photo below we can see how easily our eyes can be fooled. It looks like this dog has only 1 leg:


We all know that the benign Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and that he loves everyone of us. Some claim that
(i) we can see the mind of the creator in the way that nature treats humans since he was the designer behind nature.
(ii) all evidence suggests that nature shows no compassion for the individual
(iii)frequently nature is very cruel to individuals
(iv) thus there is good reason to believe that the creator either doesn't care about people or is cruel.
But again they are mistaken. It is here that faith can lead us to the truth, that the Flying Spaghetti Monster who created us all cares for us and that nature is not cruel to people. When evidence and faith clash, we know we should always trust faith, then we will be able to pass this wonderful gift of faith on to our children.

4 comments:

  1. Very interesting posting.
    Us pastafarians also know from our faith that the "theory" of gravity is a lie and that
    intelligent falling is the truth.
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  2. This is totally a "mirror" picture taken on a mac: but i love it anyway! haha it's funny
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  3. you think our religon is funny???
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  4. It has been revealed to me in a dream, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Abrahamic God.
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