Supporting the Pirates

As everyone knows, the leading cause of global warming over the past century has been the tragic decline in the number of pirates. But all is not lost. We have seen a miraculous increase over the past few years.



We would like to congratulate the hosts of The Pirate Bay for their fine work. They offer a place of refuge for pirates who have been shunned by society for a few centuries.

Sadly it has come to our attention that there is a repulsive minority who work in the music industry who are utterly amoral and seek to take money from people who just want to listen to music. The battle between good and evil wages on. Though we know that in the end, good will always triumph.

The Pirate Bay users are a kindly lot. They share what the have with their neighbours, even though in many cases their neighbours live on the other side of the world and they've never actually met. But we applaud their virtue.

In other news, we're proud to announce that Reformed Pastafarianism is now on facebook.