Dogs have 7 legs and nature is never cruel to people

As all pastafarians know, all dogs have 7 legs. Some people have claimed that when they look at dogs they seem to have only four legs. However that is of course just an optical illusion. From our faith we know the truth, dogs have 7 legs each. In the photo below we can see how easily our eyes can be fooled. It looks like this dog has only 1 leg:


We all know that the benign Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe and that he loves everyone of us. Some claim that
(i) we can see the mind of the creator in the way that nature treats humans since he was the designer behind nature.
(ii) all evidence suggests that nature shows no compassion for the individual
(iii)frequently nature is very cruel to individuals
(iv) thus there is good reason to believe that the creator either doesn't care about people or is cruel.
But again they are mistaken. It is here that faith can lead us to the truth, that the Flying Spaghetti Monster who created us all cares for us and that nature is not cruel to people. When evidence and faith clash, we know we should always trust faith, then we will be able to pass this wonderful gift of faith on to our children.

Supporting the Pirates

As everyone knows, the leading cause of global warming over the past century has been the tragic decline in the number of pirates. But all is not lost. We have seen a miraculous increase over the past few years.



We would like to congratulate the hosts of The Pirate Bay for their fine work. They offer a place of refuge for pirates who have been shunned by society for a few centuries.

Sadly it has come to our attention that there is a repulsive minority who work in the music industry who are utterly amoral and seek to take money from people who just want to listen to music. The battle between good and evil wages on. Though we know that in the end, good will always triumph.

The Pirate Bay users are a kindly lot. They share what the have with their neighbours, even though in many cases their neighbours live on the other side of the world and they've never actually met. But we applaud their virtue.

In other news, we're proud to announce that Reformed Pastafarianism is now on facebook.