On day zero the FSM created God

It is an article of Reformed Pastafarian faith that on day zero of creation, the FSM created God, the Abrahamic God who then proceeded to create the universe starting on day one. The FSM has always referred to the Abrahamic God as Mr Deity.


The FSM has been rather disappointed in Mr Deity's refusal to profess faith in the FSM and although initially the FSM had no plans for a judgement day, he has now come round to the idea, in particular after witnessing Mr Deity's promotion of the concept. So the FSM has decided to use Mr Deity's own rules to judge him.

Lust
To start with, the FSM would like to know more about a rather unusual liaison with a teenage girl called Mary. Details are rather sketchy, but the FMS would like some specifics cleared up.
Some questions have also been asked about why nuns have referred to themselves as brides of Christ. What exactly is going there? Though the FSM would like to go on record as saying that the idea that convents mirror harems being lined up for Christ's return sounds preposterous.

Wrath
The ethnic cleansing of the Amalekites orchestrated by Mr Deity needs to be fully investigated. There have been reports that Mr Deity said: go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.
The FSM does not want to jump to any conclusions but he would like to hear an explanation from Mr Deity.

Pride
Mr Deity has been accused of showing excessive pride in his own achievements, in particular bearing in mind the sloppiness of his work while creating the universe. The FSM was unimpressed that Mr Deity aparently deliberately brought into existance childhood cancer.

Sloth
Mr Deity has been accused of being excessively lazy, in particular for doing nothing at all to prevent recent human atrocities and natural disasters, most recently in Haiti. Mr Deity has some explaining to do. His initial excuses which cite human freewill have not been coherent.

Envy
Mr Deity has shown excessive jealousy of other gods and has become unreasonably angry when people who call him by the wrong name. The FSM does not approve of his commandment not to have other gods before him.

Eternal Torture
The FSM is strongly against both the use of torture and the use of threats of torture. When accused of setting up an eternal torture camp, Mr Deity has responded that in fact the threats of torture in the New Testament were indeed just that: threats. The torture camp called Hell was in fact never constructed nor were there any real plans to construct it. The FSM has, alas, seen some conflicting evidence. Either way, he still wishes to censure Mr Deity for his use of the threat of torture, which the FSM deems to be a form of emotional torture.